Archive for January, 2011

Pillow oath

January 31, 2011

You of all people should know better than to trust bedroom declarations and promises. Simply because they are from a female mouth, doesn’t make them any more reliable, nor truthful.

Sexercise?

January 28, 2011

I guess for the exercise minded, it would be called interval sex.

Sack lunch?

January 24, 2011

You walked in with expectations and walked out with an empty paper bag, again.

Nerd v. Conventional

January 24, 2011

When you say, “Heed the call,” you take half the sexy out of the situation.

Milk crates and the where the beaches are all at

January 18, 2011

Your opinion, sir, is only valid as long as you are convenient. After which, you are cast aside. Because, don’t forget, you’re still second man.

Trading in securities and sweets

January 17, 2011

You’re letting inventory walk right out the door. Your proverbial cow is being milked in the back shed by a nonpaying customer. The worst part is that your cow is really a bull and it’s not being milked, its being butchered.

Dissimilar texture and composition

January 16, 2011

Like pieces to 2 different puzzles.

Good Morning to Goodbye

January 11, 2011

She stopped saying good morning and asking how I was, that’s how I knew it was the end. We spent a few more months dancing around the topic, the proverbial spinning around the drain.

Different eyes…

January 8, 2011

“Oh well I see a rather handsome man who looks amazing in jeans”

Golden Parts A and B

January 6, 2011

“She and I seem to be a binary poison. Based off of scientific observation and development, we are made for each other. When we are put together we become a potent toxin that seems to create great discomfort and anguish to those around us as we lose our singularity in our mixing.”