Archive for the ‘Quote of the Day.’ Category

An average of calm

February 7, 2011

Inside your are an emotional extremist.

Gym Ettiquette

February 4, 2011

I give them a smile and the crazy eyes, because I have no clue what’s going on.

Chemical behavior

February 1, 2011

You’re so much nicer and more pleasant to be around when you’re getting laid regularly. Why isn’t this being taken care of?

Pillow oath

January 31, 2011

You of all people should know better than to trust bedroom declarations and promises. Simply because they are from a female mouth, doesn’t make them any more reliable, nor truthful.

Sexercise?

January 28, 2011

I guess for the exercise minded, it would be called interval sex.

Sack lunch?

January 24, 2011

You walked in with expectations and walked out with an empty paper bag, again.

Nerd v. Conventional

January 24, 2011

When you say, “Heed the call,” you take half the sexy out of the situation.

Milk crates and the where the beaches are all at

January 18, 2011

Your opinion, sir, is only valid as long as you are convenient. After which, you are cast aside. Because, don’t forget, you’re still second man.

Trading in securities and sweets

January 17, 2011

You’re letting inventory walk right out the door. Your proverbial cow is being milked in the back shed by a nonpaying customer. The worst part is that your cow is really a bull and it’s not being milked, its being butchered.

Dissimilar texture and composition

January 16, 2011

Like pieces to 2 different puzzles.